Three SEC Football fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female, drunk and passed out.
Out of respect and propriety, the Tennessee fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Alabama fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Florida fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Tennessee cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Alabama cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Florida cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.
The Florida fan was getting upset and finally asked, “What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?”
“Well,” said the officer, “I am simply surprised; normally when I look under a Florida hat, I find an asshole.”
Florida Gator fans have no class at all. They prove it over and over. I got calls the day of the Kentucky v. Florida game from Florida fans. WTF? They were wanting to tell me Florida was going to beat KY in football. No kidding? Kentucky hasn’t beaten them now for 27 years!!! How sporting of those people to call me! Fuck ‘em. That is typical Florida fan slimeball crap. How can that even be fun? Florida Fans Suck!
Let’s face it, Florida Basketball players have an collective IQ of about 12. How often do you hear about the stupid stuff they do? All the time. Congratulations Erving Walker, you are the Dumbass of the Week!
GAINESVILLE, Fla. — Former Florida basketball player Erving Walker ended up with one expensive taco.
Walker’s decision to steal a $3 taco from a Gainesville street vendor cost him $301, the amount he was ordered to pay as punishment after he pleaded no contest Thursday morning to misdemeanor petit theft charges in Alachua County Court. Judge Walter M. Green withheld adjudication and ordered Walker to pay the fine by Sept. 27. The state dropped an additional misdemeanor charge of resisting arrest without violence as part of the agreement. “It was just a silly mistake,” Walker said after his court appearance. “I apologize to everybody. I’m embarrassed about it. That’s not me. I’m just trying to put it behind me and move on.” Walker was charged with petit theft and resisting an officer without violence at 1 a.m. ET March 30 after Gainesville Police Department officers apprehended him following a foot chase that also involved several police cars.
The SEC Tournament fan base was owned by Kentucky! By far the biggest group there. Florida only showed up for their own games, no others. Very odd. Not unexpected for fair weather Gator fans! The championship game was great to watch! Kentucky fans were the 3rd largest group there. Kentucky fans are true basketball fans. The Gator fans couldn’t even fill a short bus! If you want to run with the big dogs, you need to be the lead dog (Kentucky fans). If you are not the Lead dog, the scenery never changes!
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Now we know why, he was distracted!
Has anyone noticed how Nick Calathes looks like Butthead from the Beavis and Butthead Cartoon?
Then some people say he looks more like “The Sherminator” from American Pie.
Is Calathes career over since he choked the free throws at Kentucky or when his team will lay an egg at 0-8 Georgia? edited 02/12/2009
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